The best spam comments left on my blogs this week.

I’ve actually made it to three installments, because the spam just keeps coming. Sometimes it’s hard to believe the stuff these people make up, but I’m seeing a variety of approaches the closer I look into it.

The spam void. Beware of looking too closely… you might fall in and never return. Anyway, here they are.

You want to what?

“Awesome issues here. I am very satisfied to
look your article. Thanks so much and I am having a look forward to touch you.
Will you please drop me a mail?”


Souper duper lacework.

“It’s souped up to understand the truths about lacework business.”

It might just be the combination of Google translate and a ripped off bit of text, but I appreciate the thought of someone getting truly revved about the secrets of tatting.

What? Seriously? An actual comment?

“This is truly useful, thanks.”

Hmmm. Deceptive.


These guys are getting deep now…

“Who dominates the truth, also dominates the internet market.”

Written in an almost scriptural tone.


Go on then…

As good as last week? Definitely creepier. Seen any good ones this week?